There is nothing, let me repeat, NOTHING attractive about a pasty, pan faced girl laying amongst her dirty clothes, showing you her ice skates. And is that the hair from a Barbie doll sticking out of the mess?!? What would ever possess someone to set up a shot like this? And who in their right mind would then actually upload the picture to a dating site? I’m just at a complete loss. I mean, some guys do get off on panties, but it’s more along the lines of “whoops-I-didn’t-mean-to-leave-my-G-string-hanging-on-my-doorknob” kinda thing… not a bunch of skidmarked Fruit of the Looms from the past 2 weeks in a pile on the floor.

Instead of spending her time online, this girl might be better off try finding a match at the local laundromat… but considering what I have been weeding through lately, that might go for all of us; I’m now searching Fat, Dumb, and Pregnant within a 150 mile radius and still not coming up with much.

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