Who’s up for a trip to the beach?
Posted directly from this 24yr olds’ profile:
“Summer is upon us and its time for some great picnic food. I’m willing to put some barbecue portions all over my body and have you eat them off. Men, you will be walking around with your shirts off so PLEASE wax off ALL body hair, it’s just gross.
“I’m also looking for a date to go to the beach… So here’s the criteria: I need some mostly disease free men that are ready to party! I’ll be bringing 30 jars of grape jelly, an anatomically correct life-size cardboard cut out of Mr. Peanut, a collection of Dr. Seuss books, a blow up punching clown, a valet cart, a nun’s habit, a fake bear fur rug, fish hooks, magnets, a spare tire, a pair of suspenders, some permanent markers, a gear shifter, a bag of sand, and a Japanese fighting fish.
“You are required to bring some Guinness, a bag of marbles, more Guinness, a map of the United States, monopoly game pieces (game board not required), an orange construction barrel, one of those beer hats that you put the drinks in and you can drink out of, glow in the dark body paint, a disco ball, a kazoo, walkie talkies, a snowboard, and a complete set of tupperware.
“If you think you’re tough enough, send me a shout. I’m also open to trying new things. So send some pics (preferably scarcely dressed.) For those who are brave enough, you get a guaranteed free pass to “Girls’ Nite” at my house, complete with all the items listed above.”
… talk about crazy! I mean, what kind of girl would bring a bag of sand to the beach?!?
September 16th, 2005 at 9:08 am
On 09/16/2005 08:17 am PDT, “beach_date” wrote:
Howdy -
You can use any and all of my profile on your website. I already have the feeling that it’s taking on a life of its own.
Eat chocolate and get laid!
G
September 16th, 2005 at 9:12 am
FYI - I posted the full text version in a private forum with 15 other people, and it was interesting to hear their reactions… here was a few that were most representative…
The only girl in the group wrote: “she is wanting to see what guys will satisfy her every need and desire… no matter how crazy they are
What better way to know than post some insane list of items and see who actually follows through with them all.”
another friend wrote:”I was thinking the picture must be bogus too and its actually a group of girls just having fun. I think the girl(s) genuinely a fun loving gal and either 1.) a real nymph/sex addict, or 2.) just seeing what comes out of it and likes to screw with guys (heads)…. or maybe a little of both. typically the real sex addicts stick to the ‘adult’ personals, I think… that’s a *whole* other league… those people are *serious* about just hooking up…. given that this is in yahoo, and the tone of the whole thing, I just think it’s all about fun and teasing.”
so I asked ‘G’, “did you get the reception you were looking for out of that ad? I imagine you got some real treats writing you, but overall, did it meet your expectations?” but I don’t think she’s going to answer that one… if you want to know the truth about somethings, sometimes you just have to step up to the plate
September 16th, 2005 at 9:17 am
oh, FYI I never posted her conditions for answering her ad, but thought they were amusing:
DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS AD IF:
1. You are over 40
2. You don’t like children - I have 5!! (no joke)
3. You have a small…”you know”
4. You don’t tolerate alcohol, cigarettes, cigar smoking, etc.
5. You are not willing to shave off ALL body hair
6. You scare easily and/or are a prude in bed
7. You DO enjoy any of the following: cuddling, the color pink, pimped out subarus, or the Golden Girls.
8. You are not willing to “share” with other people