DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS AD IF:
1. You are over 40
2. You don’t like children - I have 5!! (no joke)
3. You have a small…”you know”
4. You don’t tolerate alcohol, cigarettes, cigar smoking, etc.
5. You are not willing to shave off ALL body hair
6. You scare easily and/or are a prude in bed
7. You DO enjoy any of the following: cuddling, the color pink, pimped out subarus, or the Golden Girls.
8. You are not willing to “share” with other people

The only girl in the group wrote: “she is wanting to see what guys will satisfy her every need and desire… no matter how crazy they are What better way to know than post some insane list of items and see who actually follows through with them all.”

another friend wrote:”I was thinking the picture must be bogus too and its actually a group of girls just having fun. I think the girl(s) genuinely a fun loving gal and either 1.) a real nymph/sex addict, or 2.) just seeing what comes out of it and likes to screw with guys (heads)…. or maybe a little of both. typically the real sex addicts stick to the ‘adult’ personals, I think… that’s a *whole* other league… those people are *serious* about just hooking up…. given that this is in yahoo, and the tone of the whole thing, I just think it’s all about fun and teasing.”

so I asked ‘G’, “did you get the reception you were looking for out of that ad? I imagine you got some real treats writing you, but overall, did it meet your expectations?” but I don’t think she’s going to answer that one… if you want to know the truth about somethings, sometimes you just have to step up to the plate

Howdy -

You can use any and all of my profile on your website.  I already have the feeling that it’s taking on a life of its own.

Eat chocolate and get laid!

G