A smoking hot 34 yr old mother writes, “looking for friend & lover”
I got a Yahoo! ‘icebreaker’ from a smoking hot 34 yr old mother asking me how I am. Her profile, strangely enough, doesn’t mention her kids. Instead of taking the regular passive approach, I decided to go for broke…
” …doing well, thank you:) and yourself?
I have to admit, I typically don’t surf the ‘divorced with children’ profiles, simply because the women that I’ve read about seem to be looking for a new husband and a father, and their profiles make it quite clear that not only are you dating them, but you are dating their kids as well… but you don’t sound like that. Your header doesn’t say, ‘looking for my Prince Charming’, or ‘Are you my soulmate?’, or ‘Serious Inquires Only’… yours says lover and a friend, which puts me back in the running. It does, however, raise some questions…”
“Normally, (heheeheh “normally” hehehe NONE of this online stuff is ‘normal’ for me, but normally, when it comes to women) I take things as they come, and see where they go …but you do have kids, and an ex-husband, and there are more people involved in meeting you, than a single-never-been-married-girl. I hope that doesn’t sound rude, but I don’t want to walk into a situation and find out you aren’t *really* divorced, he just drives a truck, and the guy *really* wants to kill me, or something else I don’t even know about …so before we get going too far down this road, I’d like to hear a little about you, and what you are thinking, and where you are going with this. How long have you been formally divorced? How many kids? Ages/sexes? Have you been dating much since him? hehehehe is this too many questions? I’m sorry, but I just sense something here and I want to make sure I’m reading things clearly. If I had to guess, I’m thinking you’ve been single for long enough that you don’t really want a boyfriend, or anyone else that might try to stake a claim on you, but you might not mind having some casual sex with someone you actually liked as a person, and who wasn’t just some one night stand you met at a bar and want out of your bed in the morning…. something just this side of boyfriend, but something that you can call off easily without getting too involved, if you wanted to.
“…am I even warm? If not, I just blew my chance at the normal introduction:)”
October 6th, 2005 at 11:31 am
“Desperate Dating” is LOL funny! It’s mean. It’s harsh. It’s, unfortunately, true.
Yes, when we date someone divorced, we’re entering into a threesome. You, her and her ex. Or a foursome — if she has a kid. If we grow up and take a mature attitude about it, it’s just part of life. You don’t always get to be the center of attention. But, I too, find myself skipping over and deleting the mails that come from the guys who just so happen to “forget to mention” that they have 3 kids. Been there, done that.
The ad should really say something like: “I love to stroll hand in hand on the beach with you and my three teenagers. We’ll see stupid Sandra Bullock movies and watch the same Nemo video for the tenth time while trying to snuggle on the couch. Take long drives in the country while listening to his ex screaming at him on the phone during our dates. Sign me up!
October 6th, 2005 at 12:20 pm
>when we date someone divorced, we’re entering into a threesome.
…great! Make sure you call me next time you date someone divorced:)
heheheheheheh
>It’s mean. It’s harsh. It’s, unfortunately, true.
…why, thank you! I love your site, as well… I actually listed in our ‘other funny sites’ links, in the navigation. I just finished ‘Help me be a single Mom’ and thought that was just brilliant.
March 31st, 2007 at 9:41 pm
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