It started out so promising…

A 34 yr old woman writes in her profile, “My favorite topic is sex. [OK, you have my undivided attention] My best friend always knows if I’ve been seeing anyone because my topics change before I even get a chance to tell her, but my topics haven’t changed for quite some time. [OK, I’m a little confused, but I think that means that you’re still horny.]

“I am a very good cook [bonus!] but I need a better guinea pig than my 9 yr. old daughter she’s not very good with new recipes. [hmmm kids are usually pretty honest.] I’ve been told that I have an infectious laugh. My daugter says I talk too much. [So your own kid thinks you talk too much and you can’t cook? Maybe this is going South?] I have a very creative imagination that I use in my erotica writing. [OK, wait, we’re back on sex…] I am a very open minded person with an elclectic sense of personality I’m not what you expect. [’elclectic’ personality?]

“I am 34 years old but wise beyond my years, but you would have to get to know me to know that. I started this one day and I am finishing it on another day. [oooooh, that is wise] See how the tone has changed this is typical of a normal person with insighte and not just trying to show you the false side. [ah, I see now… you’re a complete looney with an ‘elclectic’ personality.] Hope to hear from you soon thank you for taking the time to read me well and I hope you see something that interests you deeply.

Yes, I think we ‘read you well’ enough… I’ll keep you in the back of my head:

- CRAZY
- likes to cook
- likes sex
- ‘doesn’t want to show me the false side’

… got it. I’ll be in touch.

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