There comes a point when you realize that you have toggled every toggle, searched way beyond where you’d really drive if the girl was hot, naked, and had a fridge full of beer, and you are forced into surfing ‘non-viewable profiles’.

The ‘non-viewable profile’ is of course the mixed bag of the online dating scene. Here you will find, the ugliest of the ugly and the prettiest of the pretty…. as well as the ones that haven’t figured out their cameras yet, or how to edit out their old boyfriend from their best shots. Of course the problem is you can’t tell one from the other. All you know is that you already hit on all the cute girls (and marginally cute girls) in your area and you are faced with another lonely night of surfing for free porn, or trying your luck throwing darts blindfolded, knowing sooner or later you are going to have to ask for that picture. Of course, it’s possible this girl is just smoking hot and sick of losers hammering away at her proverbial email box… like I said, the non-viewable profile is the ultimate in high stakes dating.

So here is how I handled it… I found a 33yr old woman about 25 miles away looking to date 30 to 45-year old men. She was 5′6″ and ‘Athletic and toned’ with green eyes and said, “Mutual physical attraction is definitely a must.” Bingo. Any girl that says that has to be hot. So I wrote her up, and guess what? I was right. You know how I know? Because hot girls never write me back:)

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