I found a beautiful, intelligent girl today while I was surfing profiles…. then, all of a sudden, this one came by and ate her.

What follows is a very long email exchange between yours truly and an unsuspecting girl. It’s meant for all you voyeurs out there. Be forewarned though… it is unedited and very looooong, so don’t get pissed when the story abruptly ends in a way you weren’t expecting…

ok… so get a drink and get comfortable, […]

Normally when a buddy refers to a woman as a ‘MILF.’, images of Catherine Zeta Jones, or Cindy Crawford, or some other wildly attractive woman with children come to mind. But in the world of online dating, there is a second type of MILF that is unfortunately much more common… that’s right, ‘Mothers I’d […]

We’ve all heard about the Russian mail order brides and these girls are (unfortunately) truly in a class by themselves when it comes to ‘desperate daters’.
I just got hit on today by this cute 21 year old girl from the Ukraine who writes, “I to dream to find good the man in […]

The webmaster at patheticpersonals.com turned me on to a site called myspace.com, which is just a great (totally free) site. Once there, I happened to stumble upon this girl’s profile. It’s just my luck though, she just moved away for greener pastures in NYC… I would have liked to ridden her.

I’m not quite sure, but I think I just found Herman and Lily’s niece’s profile on Match.com. It’s true she’s lost her girlish figure, but she still has her uncle’s rugged good looks and dashing smile…

Posted directly from this 24yr olds’ profile:
“Summer is upon us and its time for some great picnic food. I’m willing to put some barbecue portions all over my body and have you eat them off. Men, you will be walking around with your shirts off so PLEASE wax off ALL body hair, it’s just gross. […]

Every once in a while you come across a girl that isn’t really your type but you think to yourself, “I know a person that would just be perfect for her…”
Unfortunately, last I heard, those three bald guys were still wearing black turtlenecks and playing drums out in Las Vegas…

After repeatedly searching the same database of girls at match.com for 2 weeks, I finally had to move on and try a different dating service. eHarmony asked me 5000 questions but only showed me 2 completely horrible matches with no images; Yahoo Personals, on the other hand, almost showed me this girl’s tits…. guess which […]