As I mentioned in the ‘Pickle’ post (hehhehe that was such a funny title, BTW) I signed up at this ‘adult personals’ site last week. I was just bored as hell and figured I’d drop the 20$ and just see if there were any closet normal chicks in there, because the age group was […]

What follows is an actual ebay auction that I lifted for your enjoyment because it’s far funnier than anything I can come up with at the moment…
“You are bidding on a mistake. We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things […]

A 34 yr old woman writes in her profile, “My favorite topic is sex. [OK, you have my undivided attention] My best friend always knows if I’ve been seeing anyone because my topics change before I even get a chance to tell her, but my topics haven’t changed for quite some time. [OK, I’m a […]

We have a local newspaper in town, with a ‘Ask a Question’ blog component online; so I asked the following 2 weeks ago…
Q: I just moved here, I’m 34, I’d like to meet people my own age… the bars here seem to be full of kids spilling drinks on themselves… where does a guy go […]

Well, after trying to find a ‘nice’ girl to date for over a month, I decided to, ah, ‘do some research’ on some ‘not so nice’ girls at a few other kinds of personal sites. I’m compiling a list of recommended online dating services with a little (and I do mean LITTLE) insight from yours […]

I got a Yahoo! ‘icebreaker’ from a smoking hot 34 yr old mother asking me how I am. Her profile, strangely enough, doesn’t mention her kids. Instead of taking the regular passive approach, I decided to go for broke…
” …doing well, thank you:) and yourself?
I have to admit, I typically don’t surf the ‘divorced […]