Well, after trying to find a ‘nice’ girl to date for over a month, I decided to, ah, ‘do some research’ on some ‘not so nice’ girls at a few other kinds of personal sites. I’m compiling a list of recommended online dating services with a little (and I do mean LITTLE) insight from yours […]

The webmaster at patheticpersonals.com turned me on to a site called myspace.com, which is just a great (totally free) site. Once there, I happened to stumble upon this girl’s profile. It’s just my luck though, she just moved away for greener pastures in NYC… I would have liked to ridden her.

Posted directly from this 24yr olds’ profile:
“Summer is upon us and its time for some great picnic food. I’m willing to put some barbecue portions all over my body and have you eat them off. Men, you will be walking around with your shirts off so PLEASE wax off ALL body hair, it’s just gross. […]

After repeatedly searching the same database of girls at match.com for 2 weeks, I finally had to move on and try a different dating service. eHarmony asked me 5000 questions but only showed me 2 completely horrible matches with no images; Yahoo Personals, on the other hand, almost showed me this girl’s tits…. guess which […]

I expanded my search radius just for fun and found this 20 yr old part time model… just smoking hot. Girls like that inspire me. So I wrote a quick note for the hell of it… nothing else out there is coming close.
“You are beautiful. I just expanded my search to 100 miles […]

I don’t know about you, but to me… lips pursed, head pressed up against the arm of the couch… it looks like this girl is already in the process of getting a package of love, express delivered to her backdoor.

It’s always flattering when someone ‘winks’ at you. I don’t care if your buddy is arguing that the girl is really a man, or not…. it usually makes my day.
Today I got winked at by a 22 yr old with a nice smile, 5′2″, slender build, and who thinks her butt is […]

She’s hot and lives in my same little town… the only problem that I see is she never responded to my email:) It’s always something, isn’t it? Actually, I must have totally scared her away because she never signed back on; she was last active 3+ weeks ago. I keep running into […]