…so this really hot 80 yr old at MySpace ended up at my doorstep, when it finally occurred to me to do a search on girls between, say, 60yrs and 100yrs, and see who’s lying about their age. Yep… all the hot girls. Same is true on the young side I’d guess; all the […]

My buddy started a new blog called STD Circus, which was inspired by the following classic post:
To cut a very long story short, I got semen in my mouth from a used condom on the floor. I am worried that I am at risk of getting the HIV virus. I am not sure […]

I was just reading in reuters.com an article (see the comment to this post) that said that both Match.com and Yahoo were “accused in [seperate] federal lawsuit[s] of goading members into renewing their subscriptions through bogus romantic e-mails sent out by company employees.” It goes on to say that they paid employees to create hot […]

As I mentioned in the ‘Pickle’ post (hehhehe that was such a funny title, BTW) I signed up at this ‘adult personals’ site last week. I was just bored as hell and figured I’d drop the 20$ and just see if there were any closet normal chicks in there, because the age group was […]

What follows is an actual ebay auction that I lifted for your enjoyment because it’s far funnier than anything I can come up with at the moment…
“You are bidding on a mistake. We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things […]

A 34 yr old woman writes in her profile, “My favorite topic is sex. [OK, you have my undivided attention] My best friend always knows if I’ve been seeing anyone because my topics change before I even get a chance to tell her, but my topics haven’t changed for quite some time. [OK, I’m a […]

We have a local newspaper in town, with a ‘Ask a Question’ blog component online; so I asked the following 2 weeks ago…
Q: I just moved here, I’m 34, I’d like to meet people my own age… the bars here seem to be full of kids spilling drinks on themselves… where does a guy go […]

Well, after trying to find a ‘nice’ girl to date for over a month, I decided to, ah, ‘do some research’ on some ‘not so nice’ girls at a few other kinds of personal sites. I’m compiling a list of recommended online dating services with a little (and I do mean LITTLE) insight from yours […]

Normally when a buddy refers to a woman as a ‘MILF.’, images of Catherine Zeta Jones, or Cindy Crawford, or some other wildly attractive woman with children come to mind. But in the world of online dating, there is a second type of MILF that is unfortunately much more common… that’s right, ‘Mothers I’d […]