Archive for the 'Voyeurism' Category

the goodbye note: “Let us Not be Friends…”

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

Voyeurism at it’s best:)
Setting: ‘The Commitment Phobe’ writes me 5 months after things fall apart the SECOND time, feeling me out for friendship… here is the response:
“I’m not sure how to respond to this. It’s not that it’s unexpected, it’s just I never made up my mind. I don’t have any negative feelings towards […]

Tales From the Dark Side…

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

As I mentioned in the ‘Pickle’ post (hehhehe that was such a funny title, BTW) I signed up at this ‘adult personals’ site last week. I was just bored as hell and figured I’d drop the 20$ and just see if there were any closet normal chicks in there, because the age group was […]

A smoking hot 34 yr old mother writes, “looking for friend & lover”

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

I got a Yahoo! ‘icebreaker’ from a smoking hot 34 yr old mother asking me how I am. Her profile, strangely enough, doesn’t mention her kids. Instead of taking the regular passive approach, I decided to go for broke…
” …doing well, thank you:) and yourself?
I have to admit, I typically don’t surf the ‘divorced […]

a 15,000 word love letter

Saturday, September 24th, 2005

What follows is a very long email exchange between yours truly and an unsuspecting girl. It’s meant for all you voyeurs out there. Be forewarned though… it is unedited and very looooong, so don’t get pissed when the story abruptly ends in a way you weren’t expecting…

ok… so get a drink and get comfortable, […]