http://www.desperatedating.net a humorous and satirical look at the world of online dating through the eyes of a 30 something year old man struggling to get a date using various online dating services. Wed, 24 May 2006 12:36:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Voyeurism at it’s best:) Setting: ‘The Commitment Phobe’ writes me 5 months after things fall apart the SECOND time, feeling me out for friendship… here is the response: “I’m not sure how to respond to this. It’s not that it’s unexpected, it’s just I never made up my mind. I don’t ... http://www.desperatedating.net/archives/43 …so this really hot 80 yr old at MySpace ended up at my doorstep, when it finally occurred to me to do a search on girls between, say, 60yrs and 100yrs, and see who’s lying about their age. Yep… all the hot girls. Same is true on the young ... http://www.desperatedating.net/archives/42 My buddy started a new blog called STD Circus, which was inspired by the following classic post: To cut a very long story short, I got semen in my mouth from a used condom on the floor. I am worried that I am at risk of getting the HIV ... http://www.desperatedating.net/archives/41 I was just reading in reuters.com an article (see the comment to this post) that said that both Match.com and Yahoo were “accused in [seperate] federal lawsuit[s] of goading members into renewing their subscriptions through bogus romantic e-mails sent out by company employees.” It goes on to say that they ... http://www.desperatedating.net/archives/39 As I mentioned in the ‘Pickle’ post (hehhehe that was such a funny title, BTW) I signed up at this ‘adult personals’ site last week. I was just bored as hell and figured I’d drop the 20$ and just see if there were any closet normal chicks in there, ... http://www.desperatedating.net/archives/37 http://www.desperatedating.net/archives/36 What follows is an actual ebay auction that I lifted for your enjoyment because it’s far funnier than anything I can come up with at the moment… “You are bidding on a mistake. We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths ... http://www.desperatedating.net/archives/35 A 34 yr old woman writes in her profile, “My favorite topic is sex. [OK, you have my undivided attention] My best friend always knows if I’ve been seeing anyone because my topics change before I even get a chance to tell her, but my topics haven’t changed for quite ... http://www.desperatedating.net/archives/34 We have a local newspaper in town, with a ‘Ask a Question’ blog component online; so I asked the following 2 weeks ago… Q: I just moved here, I’m 34, I’d like to meet people my own age… the bars here seem to be full of kids spilling drinks on themselves… ... http://www.desperatedating.net/archives/33 Well, after trying to find a ‘nice’ girl to date for over a month, I decided to, ah, ‘do some research’ on some ‘not so nice’ girls at a few other kinds of personal sites. I’m compiling a list of recommended online dating services with a little (and I do ... http://www.desperatedating.net/archives/32