She’s hot and lives in my same little town… the only problem that I see is she never responded to my email:) It’s always something, isn’t it? Actually, I must have totally scared her away because she never signed back on; she was last active 3+ weeks ago. I keep running into her profile though in my search results…. she says;

“I am easy going, fun, and talented with my mouth (wink wink) actually my whole body!! I work out daily, I am looking for someone friendly, who shares common interests with me, enjoys to go out every now and then, romance is a plus, someone who enjoys spending nights in with me and who likes to cuddle!”

That would be Me, Me, and Me!

I guess I must still hold out some hope though…. maybe she went away on a trip and is going to come back and say, “wow, this really cool, hot guy wrote me right after I left! I hope he’ll still go out with me so I can show him my Strategically placed tattoo and Piercings you’ll have to ask about”

…Yeah, Right.

When I think of a hot 24 yr old girl…. well, this one doesn’t come to mind. I think the bowtie from the clown store doesn’t really complement anything unless she is wearing the matching big shoes, but it’s hard to get past the profile…

“I’m currently a proofreader…” [who would’ve guessed] “A trivia junkie, I like to spend some of my free time yelling at contestants on my favorite game shows: Jeopardy! and Win Ben Stein’s Money. Who Wants to be a Millionaire is too stressful although I have attempted a live audition.”

…well, at least she shows initiative and passion along with, how should we say, a ‘unique’ personality. A fun loving girl, she says, “I love to laugh and sing, although not at once” heheheeh which is quite funny whether she meant it or not… unfortunately, apparently she is taken; “I’m currently in a long-term relationship with Jesus Christ, my spiritual bridegroom.”

Well I guess that confirms what we already knew… God does in fact have a sense of humor.

I just got ‘winked’ at by this cutie today…

body type: Heavyset
body art: No Answer
best feature: No Answer

Interests
sense of humor: No Answer
sports and exercise: No Answer
common interests: No Answer

Lifestyle
exercise habits: No Answer
daily diet: No Answer
smoke: Daily
drink: No Answer
job: Other profession
income: No Answer

… you would think that a girl who wasn’t exactly blessed with the best looks (or enough hair) and has a 5 o’clock shadow might at least try to embellish her profile just a touch and win you over on personality, right?

I’m getting used to disappointment.